Israeli, David Shoshan has filed a lawsuit against God for being negative towards him.

He complained to a court in Haifa, northern Israel, that over the last three years, God has been very negative towards him, demanding that he stopped meddling in his affairs.

The court, however, declined the case, stating that God did not present himself at the hearing, NRG reported.

Shoshan had apparently tried numerous times to obtain a restraining order from the police department (for God), but failed, then he decided to go to court.

The presiding judge, Ahsan Canaan, ignored Shoshan’s request, calling it absurd. Canaan asked that Shoshan gets help from someone besides local law enforcement.

I think only God can help this man. Pun, intended. LOL.